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needsmoreexplosions:

You know, they’re right. No one would want to see a Wonder Woman movie. A Super Hero coming from a land of Mythological figures would just go over everyone’s heads-

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And a hero smoothly adjusting to modern times would just get boring-

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And all women in successful super hero movies are sooo weak and boring-

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I mean, really, who could pull this stuff off?

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onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself
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extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace


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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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icallhimnina:

Narcissa Malfoy is the only known member of Voldemort’s inner circle not to have taken the Dark Mark.  First and foremost a mother, she was ruthless in doing whatever it took to keep her family together; maintaining her status while her husband was imprisoned in Azkaban and later becoming only the third person known to have deceived The Dark Lord.  Narcissa was calm where her sister was crazed, restrained where her husband was reckless and self-assured where her son aimed to prove himself.  Narcissa knew what mattered most and was a key factor in Harry Potter’s survival and Voldemort’s demise.

Narcissa Malfoy is the Head Bitch In Charge.


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No idea. Which is why I’m scared to death that what we’re about to do is a whole pile of stupid. Could be a bloodbath. [x]

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withquestionablefestiveness:

swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs

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morqanlefay:

Draco Malfoy WeekDay 1 - Favorite Scene


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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.